If some dude who you think is an alien walks up to you when you have dry mouth and raccoon eyes and offers you an over-cooked grilled cheese sanwich you can be sure he probably
is an alien.

If you see any of these dudes in public, call the men in black. The one in the trashcan has some real nasty intentions for your young and nubile wives.
just kidding, they're actually your average red-blooded americans.
lazers, sucka!
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